Court Case

Posted: August 23, 2010 in Yong Chintu

A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the Kid (chintu) opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. Chintu seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, Chintu burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and had Chintu arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked Chintu what he had to say for himself.

CHINTU replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said "The Gold Dust Twins are coming," and I had to smile.

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Sloan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin.

"Then she placed herself under a sign that said "William’s Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly control myself.

"BUT…when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident," I laughed out loud."

"Case Dismissed!" said the Judge.

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